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This guy comes home early from a business trip and he suspects that his wife is having an affair. He wants a witness of her infidelity so he asks his cab driver in the house as a witness.

The cab driver, a wise and seasoned veteran is dubious about the whole thing, but still he agrees.

So the two guys silently make their way to the master bedroom. At the door, the husband pulls out a gun and rushes into the room.

Low and behold, his wife is in bed with her lover. They are both in their birthday suits.

The husband, enraged, point the gun at the man but the wife stops him.

'Wait', she says. 'Let me explain... When I told you I inherited all that money, it wasn't true... He's the one who's been paying for everything!'

She continues, 'That golf club membership and those TaylorMade clubs... He paid for all that... Those designer suits, your Rolex watch and those Bruno Magli's, they all came out of his pocket... Even that nice trip we took for a month down in Australia... He paid for that too... He even paid for that brand new Corvette that's in the driveway...'

So the husband turns to the cabbie, 'What would you do?' he asks.

The cabbie just shrugs and says, 'Me? I'd cover him up before he catches a cold...'

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I'd like to be able to prove, just for once, that money wouldn't make me happy...

Good one, Alain!!!

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JJ
Napa, CA
http://www.DonohueGuitars.com

I'd simply walk out, call a lawyer and sue them both...

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"I want to know what kind of pickups Vince Gill uses in his Tele, because if I had those, as good of a player as I am, I'm sure I could make it sound like that.
Only badly."

Ron

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OLD MAN formerly (and formally) known as:

Ron Wisdom

Somewhere in the middle of Arkansas......

Alain, perhaps she would be the perfect girlfriend!

Great joke --